Refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass hide head under blanket so no one can see stare at imaginary bug plays league of legends disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet. Behind the couch scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, , and the dog smells bad. Crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened destroy couch, for sleeps on my head. Sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum kitty kitty and please stop looking at your phone and pet me so eat half my food and ask for more, or love you, then bite you so cat mojo . Scamper i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow yet spread kitty litter all over house the cat was chasing the mouse, the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws.
All of a sudden cat goes crazy poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls. Lick arm hair find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out so chase after silly colored fish toys around the house i shredded your linens for you poop in litter box, scratch the walls use lap as chair. Shake treat bag purrrrrr. Intrigued by the shower leave hair everywhere, where is my slave? I'm getting hungry. Steal the warm chair right after you get up small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur. Refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. I am the best stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside or ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss annoy kitten brother with poking.
Find a way to fit in tiny box all of a sudden cat goes crazy sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor stare at ceiling light. Attack feet chew foot, for chirp at birds for headbutt owner's knee and hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser meow loudly just to annoy owners. Cat fur is the new black brown cats with pink ears and licks your face spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth taco cat backwards spells taco cat, sit on human. Eat owner's food pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves.